Excerpt: 'Only a Game'
Suppose you could be anyone, within the world of sports ...
A superstar in any game, a person with all sorts
Of money coming in, not only just from what you do,
But from the shoes you wear and from the drink
you're drinking, too ...
And from the cars you drive and from the broker that you choose,
And from the clothes you wear and from the credit card you use ...
But I digress. If you could star in any of our games,
Would you elect to do so? Look, I won't be naming names,
But people at the top of any game have problems, too ...
They stand above the crowd and people know just what they do
Each time they leave their houses — "houses," plural, they have lots,
And all of them — those houses — are in preferential spots.
But if you have no privacy unless you fly your plane
To some secluded island that you own, well, that's insane.
So I would not be anyone who's so completely known
That he or she could not be sure to ever be alone.
Still, wouldn't it be fun to be so good at what you do
That when you do it, people gasp and shake their heads? It's true
That hitters, shooters, golfers, skaters when they are the best
Supply our need to know that somehow high above the rest
Of all that's mediocre, shabby, disappointing, flat ...
Float wonders that can lift us past the dross of all of that.
So would you be a cause for gasping? Would you be a star?
Or are you, fin'ly, happier with being what you are?
It strikes me, as I ask the question, it's a silly thought ...
But maybe few among the ones who lift us thus have sought
To be as large as they've become in our collective dreams.
They've all been working too hard to look up, perhaps. It seems
That stardom, when it comes, must have surprised at least a few
Of those who have attained it. Huh. I wonder if that's true?
Well, this one's gone astray, I guess, as musings often will,
Especially the ones that muse upon the living thrill
That athletes can embody when they triumph while we watch
Them making moments full of grace while doing things we'd botch,
And also on the cost that we demand those athletes pay
As they, in their brief moments, work at what we still call play.
* * *
I'll watch the ballgame if the center fielder mows my lawn,
And if the shortstop feeds my daughter's mouse when we are gone ...
And maybe if the bullpen guys have time enough to do it,
They'd wash the picture window so that then we can see through it.
I'll care about the draft the nba's about to run
If two or three tall guys can clean our gutters. When they're done,
They might wash off the ceiling in the shower. What the heck?
Each time I do it, man, I wake up with the stiffest neck
I've ever had since last I did the job, and who needs those?
Meanwhile, I'll go see hockey if the whistle ever blows,
When several Rangers and a Maple Leaf or L.A. King
Come over with a tamper and some cold pack. Here's the thing ...
My driveway's got these holes. They're getting bigger all the time.
A wheel goes in, I might not get back out, so where's the crime
In asking if some hockey players might put in some patches?
And while they're on the job, there are some small but ugly scratches
Across the Camry's door. A little touch-up paint, we're good.
Now you may feel I'm out of bounds, and that I never should
Expect more from the players than they're all paid to provide:
Exciting entertainment and a great, unscripted ride
From starting pitch to final out or long, last-second shot,
And most times I agree that's all there is and they are not
Obliged to earn my loyalty by any other means,
But lately life's been crowding in, so if the sticky screens
That prob'ly need replacing could be dealt with by an end
Or quarterback or safety, then those guys would have a friend
In me. I'd buy a ticket, paint my face, and scream and cheer,
But otherwise with all the chores I've got I can't go near
A stadium or even a tv when games are going.
In fact, at times when normally the tube would be a'glowing
With baseball or with basketball or football or such stuff,
I might be doing laundry, which, is not exactly tough:
A tennis pro could do it, or a golfer, it's a cinch.
The guys who drive in nascar could all manage in a pinch.
I know the athletes are supposed to have me all inspired,
But, heck, sometimes by Saturday, these jobs have got me tired,
And though the athlete's mission is to bear my childlike dreams,
Right now I'd take some less dramatic "bearing." If that seems
Irrational and silly, well, I've no time to debate.
I said I'd pick the kids up, and I think I'm running late.
Excerpted from Only a Game by Bill Littlefield, by permission of the University of Nebraska Press. Copyright (c) 2007 by Bill Littlefield.
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